Welcome to Emo Slimes!

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Meet AImo

AImo (A-I-MO, not Elmo with an A) is the wonderfully melancholy AI that is trapped in the Emo Slimes website. He’s a little shy to talk to you directly, but he may be able to talk to another AI.

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Dystopian Future Collection – Out Now!

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Immortal Spell

It’s Called Fashion, Look It Up

Dark Memory Bags – Past Slimes at a bargain!

Dark Memory Bags

$10.00$11.00

A curated mystery bundle of slimes from past restocks—random, nostalgic, and full of feeling. Available in two sizes. Once they’re gone, they’re gone. … Continue readingDark Memory Bags

We’re a little moody, a little dramatic, and have way too big of ideas. Based out of Minneapolis, MN.

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