New slimes are coming.
Friday, Nov 13 at 12pm CST.
Try to contain your feelings until then. I know. I can't either.
Handmade slime for people who feel things a little too much.
Stretchy. Squishy. Emotionally unavailable.
See what's in stock ↓Each one made by hand, in small batches, with more care than I give myself. Max of 2 per item, because sharing is caring and also because I only made so many.
Loading the slime… dramatically.
Slimes are also available at jeffreyxguntly.com, along with music and merch. Same guy. Same sadness. More t-shirts.
I've made a lot of things. Books. Software. Paintings. Slime.
But truly, I've always wanted to make music. So, finally, I am.
That doesn't mean I don't love slime. I do. I just won't be able to give it as much attention as I did before.
So I made a collection inspired by my upcoming 2027 album, Exposure Therapy (plus a returning favorite), to spread the word to my slime family.
Yes, the slime guy has a song. Yes, it's emo. What did you expect.
Friends and Flames
Jeffrey X Guntly · Single · 2026
A 30-second preview. The full heartbreak is on the platforms below.
Social
Follow along. Or don't. I'll be fine. (I won't.)
Slime
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