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Orwell’s Last Stand

A yellow wood glue slay slime with a batter-like texture. Topped with sugar beads, eyeballs, and pencil fimos. Scented Scotch Whiskey + Cake Batter. Story access via @belle.rose.slimeco. … Continue readingOrwell’s Last Stand

Regulation Blanket 451

A thick, fluffy light blue slime with a soft texture and a clean, comforting scent—Fresh Linen + Pine + Milk & Honey. Comes with a short story and bonus. No password needed. … Continue readingRegulation Blanket 451

Pride Puppies

Original Listing Soft, fluffy, and sweet, this sunshine-yellow slime is all about love in its cutest form. Inspired by the

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Wet Hot Homosexual Summer

Original Listing Fruity, flirty, and absolutely chaotic—in the best way. This bouncy, whipped slime is scented with orange and cheesecake

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Slimeable At Best

Original Listing But I guess that I can live without you, but without you I’ll be miserable at best…” There’s

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Unwanted Underwear

Original Listing Name: Unwanted UnderwearSize: 6 ozTexture: Thick Wood Glue Butter SlimeColor: PeachScent: Fresh Linen + Cashmere + Flannel +

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Lilac-ing Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off…But It’s Butter If You Do

Original Listing In a tribute to Panic! At The Disco’s unforgettable hits “Lying is the Most Fun a Girl Can

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Dark Memory Bags

Dark Memory Bags

A curated mystery bundle of slimes from past restocks—random, nostalgic, and full of feeling. Available in three sizes. Once they’re gone, they’re gone.

$11.00
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