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A moody, dramatic slime company

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Slime Texture: Hybrid Texture Slime

All The Hard Things

Original Listing Rough, gritty, and grounding—this blue slime is meant to be held when you’re processing something real. Made with

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The Slime Anthem

Original Listing “I don’t ever wanna be you…” And let’s be honest—you don’t wanna be like everyone else, either. The

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Slime FM

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Slimebreak Feels So Good

Original Listing Heartbreak is never fun—but let’s be real, sometimes it feels kind of good. That moment when the sadness

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Valentine’s Card Madness

Original Listing Ah, Valentine’s Day—the one day a year when grocery store aisles become an endless sea of pink, glitter,

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Dark Memory Bags

Dark Memory Bags

A curated mystery bundle of slimes from past restocks—random, nostalgic, and full of feeling. Available in three sizes. Once they’re gone, they’re gone.

$11.00
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Emo Slimes is owned and operated by JX Holdings LLC.

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