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Slime Collection: Valentine's Day Playlist

Slimeable At Best

Original Listing But I guess that I can live without you, but without you I’ll be miserable at best…” There’s

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Slimena

“What’s the worst that I can say? Things are better if I stay…” Some songs never leave you. They settle

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The Slime Anthem

Original Listing “I don’t ever wanna be you…” And let’s be honest—you don’t wanna be like everyone else, either. The

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Slimesey

Original Listing “Cause I’ll swim the ocean for you…” and if that’s not peak dramatic emo love, I don’t know

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Slime FM

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Thun-Slime-Er (Cancelled Due To Fallout)

Some things in life are just different. They stand out, they stick with you, and they leave a mark that

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Slimebreak Feels So Good

Original Listing Heartbreak is never fun—but let’s be real, sometimes it feels kind of good. That moment when the sadness

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I Knew You Were Slime

Original Listing You saw the warning signs. You knew better. But did that stop you? Of course not. I Knew

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Perfect Slime

Original Listing: “I’m sorry I can’t be perfect…” Perfect Slime is a deep inhale, a quiet moment, that feeling in

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Dark Memory Bags

Dark Memory Bags

A curated mystery bundle of slimes from past restocks—random, nostalgic, and full of feeling. Available in three sizes. Once they’re gone, they’re gone.

$11.00
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