Rugby Cuties (Mystery Slime)
Original Announcement 🏉💙✨ RUGBY CUTIES (Bonus Mystery Slime #2!) So… the first Mystery Slime is gone. All claimed.But in true chaotic
Slime Collection: Pride Collection
Pink and Glittery and Femme and Everything (Mystery Slime)
Original Announcement A note to my younger self:You’re allowed to like pink.You’re allowed to like glitter.You’re allowed to be soft
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Gaymer Gurls
Original Listing This one’s a full sparkle femme fantasy. A purple clear slime packed with confetti, charms, and chaotic energy,
All The Hard Things
Original Listing Rough, gritty, and grounding—this blue slime is meant to be held when you’re processing something real. Made with
Corporate Donors
Original Listing This one is sparkly, polished, and a little too good to be true. A coated clear slime that
Pride Puppies
Original Listing Soft, fluffy, and sweet, this sunshine-yellow slime is all about love in its cutest form. Inspired by the
Wet Hot Homosexual Summer
Original Listing Fruity, flirty, and absolutely chaotic—in the best way. This bouncy, whipped slime is scented with orange and cheesecake
Rage For Our Gay Ancestors
Original Listing This slime is built from grief, memory, and protest. Thick and slightly gritty, it stretches with weight—like it’s
Gaymer Gurls
This sparkly purple clear slime is full of femme chaos: gameboy fimos, bows, controller sprinkles. Scented with berries & cream, lemon, and bubble gum, it’s sweet, sharp, and bright. Made for the trans girlies who game, stream, mod, and build entire universes online. This one pops, clicks, and doesn’t apologize. … Continue readingGaymer Gurls
All The Hard Things
Heavily textured and grounded, this blue slime is scented with patchouli, leather, and sandalwood. It’s rough, gritty, and meant for squeezing, not poking. This one holds the emotional weight of queerness—the stuff that doesn’t get posted on social media. It’s not about being palatable. It’s about being real. … Continue readingAll The Hard Things
Pride Puppies
This fluffy yellow slime is sweet, soft, and a little silly—just like our favorite four-legged Pride parade companions. Scented with cake batter and peaches, it’s inspired by queer joy and chosen family. For many LGBTQ+ couples, pets become our kids when parenthood isn’t accessible. This one is made of love, warmth, and a soft place to land. … Continue readingPride Puppies
Wet Hot Homosexual Summer
Airy, bouncy, and just a little chaotic, this whipped orange slime is scented like orange and cheesecake—sweet, tangy, and camp. Pride Month is more than a party—it’s an escape. A place to let go and feel surrounded by queer joy without apology. This one is all about that feeling: the flirty, fruity, full-volume freedom of a summer where you finally get to just be. … Continue readingWet Hot Homosexual Summer
Rage For Our Gay Ancestors
This thick, gritty red slime holds weight—literally and emotionally. It’s scented with black licorice, hibiscus, and pomegranate: bold, bitter, floral, and a little biting. Created in memory of the LGBTQ+ people we’ve lost to violence, silence, and systemic failure, this slime is filled with grief, fury, and power. It’s a tactile protest—one that stretches, resists, and doesn’t back down. … Continue readingRage For Our Gay Ancestors