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Slime Collection: Pride Collection

Rugby Cuties (Mystery Slime)

Original Announcement 🏉💙✨ RUGBY CUTIES (Bonus Mystery Slime #2!) So… the first Mystery Slime is gone. All claimed.But in true chaotic

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Pink and Glittery and Femme and Everything (Mystery Slime)

Original Announcement A note to my younger self:You’re allowed to like pink.You’re allowed to like glitter.You’re allowed to be soft

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Gaymer Gurls

Original Listing This one’s a full sparkle femme fantasy. A purple clear slime packed with confetti, charms, and chaotic energy,

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All The Hard Things

Original Listing Rough, gritty, and grounding—this blue slime is meant to be held when you’re processing something real. Made with

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Corporate Donors

Original Listing This one is sparkly, polished, and a little too good to be true. A coated clear slime that

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Pride Puppies

Original Listing Soft, fluffy, and sweet, this sunshine-yellow slime is all about love in its cutest form. Inspired by the

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Wet Hot Homosexual Summer

Original Listing Fruity, flirty, and absolutely chaotic—in the best way. This bouncy, whipped slime is scented with orange and cheesecake

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Rage For Our Gay Ancestors

Original Listing This slime is built from grief, memory, and protest. Thick and slightly gritty, it stretches with weight—like it’s

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Dark Memory Bags

Dark Memory Bags

A curated mystery bundle of slimes from past restocks—random, nostalgic, and full of feeling. Available in three sizes. Once they’re gone, they’re gone.

$11.00
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