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    • Regulation Blanket 451
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    • The Last Weird European Candy (Password Required)
    • Man With Rock Vs. Supercompter (Password Required)
    • Orwell’s Last Stand (Password Required)
    • Surviving Off-The-Grid (Password Required)
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Slime Collection: Dystopian Future

The Last Weird European Candy

A crunchy pink-orange bingsu slime topped with citrus slices and a lollipop. Scented Lemon + Blood Orange + Blow Pops + Hibiscus. Story access via Instagram video or bio. Includes bonus. … Continue readingThe Last Weird European Candy

Orwell’s Last Stand

A yellow wood glue slay slime with a batter-like texture. Topped with sugar beads, eyeballs, and pencil fimos. Scented Scotch Whiskey + Cake Batter. Story access via @belle.rose.slimeco. … Continue readingOrwell’s Last Stand

Surviving Off-The-Grid

A thick sandy forest green slime topped with moss, lava rock, and pumice. Scented Dirt + Smoked Oud + Driftwood Island. Includes story + bonus. Story access via newsletter signup. … Continue readingSurviving Off-The-Grid

Man With Rock Vs. Supercomputer

A two-part slime: gray block bead base + clear blue silica topper. Scented Strawberry/Sugar & Spice + Blueberry Jam/Basil. Includes story + bonus. Story access hidden in the Slime Archive. … Continue readingMan With Rock Vs. Supercomputer

Regulation Blanket 451

A thick, fluffy light blue slime with a soft texture and a clean, comforting scent—Fresh Linen + Pine + Milk & Honey. Comes with a short story and bonus. No password needed. … Continue readingRegulation Blanket 451

I Was The Missing Piece… Obviously

A glitter-loaded orange clear slime scented like orange + chocolate chip cookies. Smooth, stretchy, poppy—and very full of itself. Includes a short story + story bonus. Password available via TikTok video. … Continue readingI Was The Missing Piece… Obviously

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Dark Memory Bags

Dark Memory Bags

A curated mystery bundle of slimes from past restocks—random, nostalgic, and full of feeling. Available in three sizes. Once they’re gone, they’re gone.

$11.00
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