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Bonfire

Original Listing The Bonfire slime is an invitation to gather around the warmth of a crackling fire under a starlit

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Rose Thorns

Original Listing Rose Thorns Snowfizz Slime is a visceral ode to the dual nature of love and pain, a tribute

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Ant Hill Adventure

Original Listing In the spirit of exploration and the untamed essence of punk rock, Ant Hill Adventure Sand Slime is

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Thnks fr th Melon-ries

Original Listing Inspired by Fall Out Boy’s unforgettable hit “Thnks Fr Th Mmrs,” Thnks fr th Melon-ries Floam Slime turns

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Lilac-ing Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off…But It’s Butter If You Do

Original Listing In a tribute to Panic! At The Disco’s unforgettable hits “Lying is the Most Fun a Girl Can

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Dark Memory Bags

Dark Memory Bags

A curated mystery bundle of slimes from past restocks—random, nostalgic, and full of feeling. Available in three sizes. Once they’re gone, they’re gone.

$11.00
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