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Slime Base: Old Butter Slime

Slimebreak Feels So Good

Original Listing Heartbreak is never fun—but let’s be real, sometimes it feels kind of good. That moment when the sadness

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Broken Hearts Parade

Original Listing Valentine’s Day. The season of overpriced flowers, saccharine love songs, and couples oversharing on social media. But not

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Holiday Dinner Drama

Original Listing Name: Holiday Dinner DramaSize: 6 ozTexture: Sandy Wood Glue Butter SlimeColor: Light BerryScent: Warm Flannel + Warm Vanilla

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Lilac-ing Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off…But It’s Butter If You Do

Original Listing In a tribute to Panic! At The Disco’s unforgettable hits “Lying is the Most Fun a Girl Can

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Dark Memory Bags

Dark Memory Bags

A curated mystery bundle of slimes from past restocks—random, nostalgic, and full of feeling. Available in three sizes. Once they’re gone, they’re gone.

$11.00
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