Slimeable At Best
Original Listing But I guess that I can live without you, but without you I’ll be miserable at best…” There’s
Slime Base: Butter Slime
Slimebreak Feels So Good
Original Listing Heartbreak is never fun—but let’s be real, sometimes it feels kind of good. That moment when the sadness
Broken Hearts Parade
Original Listing Valentine’s Day. The season of overpriced flowers, saccharine love songs, and couples oversharing on social media. But not
All The Hard Things
Heavily textured and grounded, this blue slime is scented with patchouli, leather, and sandalwood. It’s rough, gritty, and meant for squeezing, not poking. This one holds the emotional weight of queerness—the stuff that doesn’t get posted on social media. It’s not about being palatable. It’s about being real. … Continue readingAll The Hard Things
Wet Hot Homosexual Summer
Airy, bouncy, and just a little chaotic, this whipped orange slime is scented like orange and cheesecake—sweet, tangy, and camp. Pride Month is more than a party—it’s an escape. A place to let go and feel surrounded by queer joy without apology. This one is all about that feeling: the flirty, fruity, full-volume freedom of a summer where you finally get to just be. … Continue readingWet Hot Homosexual Summer