$5.00 – $13.00
A chaotic explosion of Valentine’s Day in slime form. Valentine’s Card Madness is a vibrant magenta clear slime packed with fishbowl beads and pink pom-poms for the ultimate crunchy, bouncy, and absurdly extra texture. Scented like peppermint, sugar + spice, and lavender, it’s sweet, spicy, and just confusing enough to be on theme. Complete with heart sprinkles, because what’s love without a little decorative flair?
Description
Ah, Valentine’s Day—the one day a year when grocery store aisles become an endless sea of pink, glitter, and aggressively cheerful declarations of love. Whether you’re a hopeless romantic, a reluctant participant, or just in it for the discount chocolate on February 15th, Valentine’s Card Madness captures the absolute chaos of it all.
This magenta clear slime is bright, bold, and loud—just like those oversized teddy bears no one actually knows what to do with. Fishbowl beads and pink pom-poms give it a crunchy, bouncy texture that’s as satisfying as crumpling up a bad poetry card and tossing it into the void. The scent? A bewildering yet addictive mix of peppermint, sugar + spice, and lavender—because nothing about Valentine’s Day makes sense, so why should this? And of course, it’s sprinkled with tiny hearts, because tradition.
Stretch it, poke it, and embrace the madness. Whether you’re drowning in romantic gestures or dodging them like a pro, this slime is here for the drama.
Attributes
- Size: 6oz or 2oz
- Texture: Clear with Fishbowl Beads & Pom-Poms
- Scent: Peppermint, Sugar + Spice & Lavender
- Color: Magenta
- Mix-ins: Heart Sprinkles
- Glitter: Large Red
Additional information
| Size | 6 oz, 2 oz |
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