Emo Slimes Bakery Bread Kit

Description

🥖🖤 THE EMO SLIMES BAKERY BREAD KIT 🖤🥖

Welcome to the Emo Slimes Bakery. Here, carbs are sacred, chaos is mandatory, and every jar is a ticket to the weirdest breakfast you’ve ever had. This is not a normal slime listing. This is a menu. This is an experience.

At the center of it all is Bread—a thick, fluffy slime that feels like kneading warm dough straight out of the oven. It’s dense, stretchy, and comforting, with the unmistakable scent of freshly baked artisan bread. It comes dressed with a bread loaf charm, a coffee cup charm, and a spoon charm, because even your breakfast fantasy deserves accessories. Bread is available as a full 6oz jar, a smaller 2oz, or a bundle of three 2oz minis (for when you want a bread basket instead of a loaf).

But bread alone is never enough. That’s why this is a kit. You can build your own spread by adding accompaniments—1oz or 2oz jars of spreads, jellies, teas, and coffees that transform Bread into something entirely new. These accompaniments are cheaper when paired with Bread than when purchased separately, because I want you to play, mix, and create your own combinations. Most of them even have a rare 6oz variant in the shop, but those are extremely limited—first come, first serve.

✨ The Accompaniments

• Sweet Pecan Butter 🥜 – A silky hybrid wood glue slime scented with southern pecan and brown sugar. Soft, stretchy, and decadent, this is my personal favorite of the collection.

• Citrus Marmalade 🍊 – A golden orange clear slime with fishbowl beads, scented with lemon and orange. Bright, sharp, and crunchy, like toast with marmalade.

• Strawberry Basil Cream 🍓🌿 – A creamy butter slime scented with strawberries & cream and fresh basil. Sweet with a touch of sophistication, sprinkled with strawberry and leaf fimos.

• Apple Compote 🍏🍎 – A Jelly Cube slime that’s more cubes than slime. Scented with red and green apples, cinnamon sugar donut, and extra cinnamon. Thickens Bread and gives you cubes to crush for texture.

• Local Jelly 🐾 – Bright pink jelly slime, scented with dragonfruit and mulberry. Sweet, unusual, and nostalgic, like a jam from a roadside stand in a town you’ve never been to.

• Mixed Berry Jam 🫐 – A dark purple jelly slime, scented with raspberry jam, blackberry sugar, and bramble berry. Sharp, deep, and dramatic—like IHOP jam squares gone rogue.

• A Spot o’ Tea ☕🍯 – A golden brown coated clear slime, scented with bergamot black tea and honey. Smooth, refined, and stretchy with excellent pops.

• A Bit of Coffee ☕🖤 – A deep black-brown coated clear slime, scented like freshly brewed coffee (the good kind, not instant). Sleek, bold, and necessary for emo survival.

✨ How to Build Your Bread
The “official” recommendation is 1oz accompaniment for every 2oz of Bread. A 6oz jar of Bread works beautifully with three 1oz spreads, or a 2oz + 1oz combo. But let’s be real—I’m not your mom. If you want to drown your Bread in every spread at once, do it. Chaos is part of the recipe.

✨ Suggested Pairings

• Bread + Sweet Pecan Butter + Strawberry Basil Cream = silky indulgence.

• Bread + Citrus Marmalade + A Spot o’ Tea = toast and tea at an emo tea party.

• Bread + Apple Compote + A Bit of Coffee = spiced apple pie with caffeine on the side.

• Bread + Mixed Berry Jam + Local Jelly = fruity overload that makes no sense but works anyway.

✨ Sizes & Availability
Bread: 6oz, 2oz, or (3) 2oz bundle.
Accompaniments: 1oz or 2oz (cheaper with Bread than solo). Some also have 6oz jars in the shop, but they’re extremely limited.

✨ AImo’s Recommendation
“Some mornings aren’t about meaning. They’re about carbs, caffeine, and chaos. The Emo Slimes Bakery Bread Kit is a ritual—mix carefully if you want, or recklessly if you dare. Either way, I approve.”