Emo Slimes Bakery Bread Bundle

$43.00

🥖 The Emo Slimes Bakery Bread Premade Bundle is for the die-hard fans who want it all. This set includes Bread (1 6oz + 1 2oz), plus every accompaniment: 2oz of Sweet Pecan Butter, Citrus Marmalade, Strawberry Basil Cream, and Apple Compote, and 1oz of Local Jelly, Mixed Berry Jam, A Spot o’ Tea, and A Bit of Coffee. The entire emo breakfast spread in one box.

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🖤🥖 THE EMO SLIMES BAKERY BREAD PREMADE BUNDLE 🥖🖤

Some people come to the Emo Slimes Bakery for a single loaf. Others come for one or two spreads. But you? You came for everything. The whole table. The chaos buffet. The Premade Bundle is for the die-hards who don’t want to choose—because honestly, how could you?

This bundle starts with Bread—a thick, fluffy slime that feels like kneading warm dough, scented with freshly baked artisan bread. You’ll get one full 6oz jar and one 2oz jar, because sometimes you need a loaf and sometimes you need a roll. Bread is comforting, dramatic, and designed to mix beautifully with anything you pair it with.

Then comes the spread:
Sweet Pecan Butter 🥜 (2oz) – silky, decadent, scented with southern pecan and brown sugar.
Citrus Marmalade 🍊 (2oz) – golden orange clear slime with crunchy beads, scented with lemon and orange.
Strawberry Basil Cream 🍓🌿 (2oz) – dreamy, creamy butter slime scented with strawberries & cream plus basil, topped with fimos.
Apple Compote 🍏🍎 (2oz) – a Jelly Cube slime packed with apples and cinnamon, perfect for crushing into Bread.

And for the finishing touches:
Local Jelly 🐾 (1oz) – bright pink jelly slime with dragonfruit + mulberry.
Mixed Berry Jam 🫐 (1oz) – dark purple jelly slime scented with raspberry, blackberry, and bramble berry.
A Spot o’ Tea ☕🍯 (1oz) – golden brown coated clear slime scented with black tea and honey.
A Bit of Coffee ☕🖤 (1oz) – deep coffee-brown coated clear slime scented like freshly brewed coffee.

This bundle is indulgent, chaotic, and honestly the best way to experience the full Emo Slimes Bakery. Mix and match to your heart’s content—every combo feels like a brand-new slime.

Availability
The bundle is premade and fixed as listed. Perfect for collectors, experimenters, or anyone who just wants the full spread without having to pick and choose.

AImo’s Recommendation
“If you’re going to dive into chaos, don’t tiptoe. The Premade Bundle is for the ones who know moderation is fake and indulgence is the only path forward.”

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