Corporate Donors

$9.00 - $19.00

This shimmering green coated clear slime is full of golden sparkle—and sharp critique. Scented with clove, night violet, cranberry, and citrus peel, it’s polished and perfumed on purpose. It even lights up. But behind the glitter is a side-eye at rainbow capitalism: the brands who show up in June and disappear in July. This one looks great on camera—and has something to say.

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Description

This one is sparkly, polished, and a little too good to be true. A coated clear slime that glimmers with gold mica and gold leaf sprinkles—and yes, it lights up. It’s beautiful on purpose, because that’s exactly what it’s critiquing. This is for the brands that go all-in on rainbows in June, but are nowhere to be found when it matters. It’s satire in a slime jar: part seduction, part warning.

Features:

  • Name: Corporate Donors

  • Color: Green with gold shimmer

  • Texture: Coated clear

  • Add-Ins: LED light

  • Toppings: Dollar bill fimos, gold leaf sprinkles

  • Glitter: Yes (gold mica powder)

  • Scent: Clove, night violet, cranberry, citrus peel

Additional information

Size

6 oz, 2 oz