$5.00 – $11.00
Ever feel like Valentine’s Day is just a cruel reminder that love is fleeting, emotions are overrated, and chocolate is the only thing that won’t let you down? Same. Broken Hearts Parade is a soft, brooding gray butter slime scented like a melancholic blend of rose and strawberry—romantic, yet tragic. Complete with broken heart sprinkles, because life is pain, but at least your slime is aesthetic.
Description
Valentine’s Day. The season of overpriced flowers, saccharine love songs, and couples oversharing on social media. But not you. You know better. You’ve seen the dark underbelly of romance—the untexted texts, the left-on-reads, the “we should talk” messages that never end well. Broken Hearts Parade is here to validate your cynicism.
A moody gray butter slime, impossibly smooth and spreadable, because unlike your last relationship, this one won’t flake on you. Scented with a blend of rose and strawberry, it’s the perfect combination of sweet and floral—like love itself, but without the inevitable heartbreak. And just to drive the point home, we’ve added tiny broken heart sprinkles, because symbolism is everything.
So go ahead. Stretch it. Squish it. Pretend it’s the shattered remnants of your trust issues. Or just enjoy it for what it is—a damn good slime that understands you better than your ex ever did.
Attributes
- Size: 6oz or 2oz
- Texture: Butter
- Scent: Rose & Strawberry
- Color: Gray
- Mix-ins: Broken Heart Sprinkles
Additional information
| Size | 6 oz, 2 oz |
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