Unwanted Underwear

Attributes

NameUnwanted Underwear
ColorTan
Glue BaseWhite and Wood Glues
Slime BaseThick Wood Glue Butter Slime
Texture(None)
ToppingsPearl Rings and Heart Fimos
ScentsFresh Linen, Cashmere, Flannel, Leather
CollectionHoliday Hell

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Name: Unwanted Underwear
Size: 6 oz
Texture: Thick Wood Glue Butter Slime
Color: Peach
Scent: Fresh Linen + Cashmere + Flannel + Leather
Texture Add-ins: None
Toppings: Heart fimos, Pearl Ring Shapes
Glitter: None

Holiday gifts don’t get more “practical” (or painfully awkward) than underwear, and Unwanted Underwear brings that experience to life in slime form.

This 6 oz peach-colored thick wood glue butter slime is soft, sturdy, and impossible to forget—just like the tightie-whities you were forced to hold up for family photos. Its warm, cozy scent blends fresh linen, cashmere, flannel, and leather, evoking the smell of a department store clearance bin brimming with bad ideas.

Heart fimos and pearl ring shapes add the perfect decorative touch to this silky smooth slime, balancing humor with holiday charm. Whether you’re squishing, stretching, or just reliving the cringe-worthy memories of “practical gifts,” Unwanted Underwear is the ultimate tribute to those presents you’ll never quite recover from.

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