Warning: Slime may cause joy. Side effects include nostalgia, emotional whiplash, and a sudden urge to listen to early 2000s playlists.
Hi, I’m Jeffrey — founder, sole creator, and full-time emotional disaster behind Emo Slimes. I live and work in Minneapolis, MN, where the winters are cold, the politics are (thankfully) progressive, and the slime is handcrafted in small, chaotic batches from my home. I started Emo Slimes in 2024 because, frankly, slime is my love language. My favorite part of this whole mess is making it, so sharing it with you felt like the natural next step.
Every batch is made by hand — no factories, no outsourcing, just me, my mixing bowls, and maybe a little too much sugar in my system. I don’t just make slime; I make experiences. Every collection comes with something extra — short stories, accessories, custom playlists — because I believe slime should be more than just something you squish. It should tell a story, spark a memory, and leave a little glitter on your soul.
I’m also deeply community-driven. I’m a moderator on r/slime, a supporter of other small slime shops, and the kind of person who will drop everything to help a fellow maker. The slime world is better when we lift each other up, and I’m not shy about saying so.
Politically? I’m unapologetically progressive. Queer rights, racial justice, climate action — these aren’t “debates” to me; they’re the baseline for a better world. Emo Slimes is a safe space, a loud space, and a place where you can feel seen even when you’re just here for the jelly cubes.
When I’m not drowning in glue, I’m usually diving into tech — I’m a big technology junkie and love finding ways to enhance the slime experience with digital twists. Think AI, interactive storytelling, and whatever the next absurd idea I can’t get out of my head is. For me, slime is just another art medium — one I love blending with music, writing, photography, and design.
Thanks for embracing my weird antics, dramatic restocks, and experimental scents. Whether you’re here for the textures, the stories, or just to enable my sugar habit, you’re part of the Emo Slimes family now. Welcome to the chaos.