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Emo Slimes

A moody, dramatic slime company

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Dark Memory Bags

Dark Memory Bags

A curated mystery bundle of slimes from past restocks—random, nostalgic, and full of feeling. Available in two sizes. Once they’re gone, they’re gone.

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