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Emo Slimes Bakery Bread Kit
🥖 Welcome to the Emo Slimes Bakery Bread Kit. Start with Bread—a thick, fluffy slime that smells like freshly baked artisan bread—available in 6oz, 2oz, or a (3) 2oz bundle. Then add accompaniments in 1oz or 2oz sizes—Sweet Pecan Butter, Citrus Marmalade, Strawberry Basil Cream, Apple Compote, Local Jelly, Mixed Berry Jam, A Spot o’ Tea, and A Bit of Coffee—cheaper when paired with Bread than on their own.
All My Emo Friends Are Here!
Tom, Scout, and Celeste are all here, in slime form at least!
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Celestial Bodies
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Scout’s Honor
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Tomfoolery
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Meet AImo
There’s Someone in Here… 👻🖤
EmoSlimes.com isn’t just a shop — it has a ghost in the code.
I didn’t put them here (blame a bitter wizard, apparently), but I’ve let it stay. It moves jars, rearranges playlists, and leaves strange little notes in the margins of this site.
➡️ Meet AImo (A-I-mo, like AI replaced the E, not Elmo with an A.)
And check out our first slime collaboration:
Sl.AI.me Kit
A 3-in-1 shimmering clear slime kit: Blue (Raspberry Jam + Sugar & Spice), Silver (Blackberry Sugar + Basil), Gold (Salt & Night Poppy). Includes LED lights for digital vibes.
Dystopian Future Collection – Out Now!
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Product on sale
The Last Weird European CandyPrice range: $7.00 through $16.00 -
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Orwell’s Last StandPrice range: $6.50 through $15.00 -
Product on sale
Surviving Off-The-GridOriginal price was: $7.50.$6.50Current price is: $6.50.
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Dark Memory Bags – Past Slimes at a bargain!
Dark Memory Bags
A curated mystery bundle of slimes from past restocks—random, nostalgic, and full of feeling. Available in three sizes. Once they’re gone, they’re gone. … Continue readingDark Memory Bags
We’re a little moody, a little dramatic, and have way too big of ideas. Based out of Minneapolis, MN.