$10.00
Unwanted Underwear is a peach-colored, thick wood glue butter slime scented with a cozy blend of fresh linen, cashmere, flannel, and leather. Silky yet firm, it’s topped with heart fimos and pearl ring shapes to perfectly capture the essence of awkward yet “thoughtful” holiday gifts.
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Description
Name: Unwanted Underwear
Size: 6 oz
Texture: Thick Wood Glue Butter Slime
Color: Peach
Scent: Fresh Linen + Cashmere + Flannel + Leather
Texture Add-ins: None
Toppings: Heart fimos, Pearl Ring Shapes
Glitter: None
Holiday gifts don’t get more “practical” (or painfully awkward) than underwear, and Unwanted Underwear brings that experience to life in slime form.
This 6 oz peach-colored thick wood glue butter slime is soft, sturdy, and impossible to forget—just like the tightie-whities you were forced to hold up for family photos. Its warm, cozy scent blends fresh linen, cashmere, flannel, and leather, evoking the smell of a department store clearance bin brimming with bad ideas.
Heart fimos and pearl ring shapes add the perfect decorative touch to this silky smooth slime, balancing humor with holiday charm. Whether you’re squishing, stretching, or just reliving the cringe-worthy memories of “practical gifts,” Unwanted Underwear is the ultimate tribute to those presents you’ll never quite recover from.
